White wakes me up, blue calms me down… Long Sleeve Tee
Celebrate peak Reno 911 chaos with Officer Weigel’s unforgettable meds monologue:
“White wakes me up, blue calms me down, orange keeps the demons from dancing all around. And this blue one is so I don’t get bloated and gassy and shit my pants.”
Perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat TV, and the most unhinged character on the force. This design is a must-have for anyone who appreciates comedy that’s honest, weird, and wildly quotable.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Mad Bull Apparel
- Email: contact@support.madbullapparel.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
White wakes me up, blue calms me down… Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16
|
25
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
25.6
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
26.2
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
26.9
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
27 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
28.1
|
